Brangelina Invitable Nuptials!

Hi Celebmongers! Brangelinga is officially off-the-market! They're officially engaged :( People have thought they're on the verge of breaking up, but all evidence points to them getting hitched. I guess people want them to break up cos they want either Angelina and Brad who are both hot for themselvesor maybe cos they still think Angie as the Other Women who broke up the marriage betwen Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

1) Brad and Angie took each other surnames like two marrieds.
2) They have oodles of kids together (actually 6 and more on the way, maybe? only time will tell)
3) They've been playing house w/ their Brady Bunch family
4) They totally gotten over their exes (even if Jennifer Aniston is still fixated on them even though she has her own man, wonder how long that'll last?

Pippa Middleton Crazy Fake Gun Scandal

Here's the scoop: Pippa (Kate Middleton's wild sister) was trying to play a joke on the paps before a masquerade party w/ a fake toy gun, which blew out of proportions (of course!) The paps were fooled; they thought the gun was real, but all along it was a fake! Haha! Guess the media got the last laugh. But the royal family was flabbergasted. (Probably also her big sis and brother-in-law felt the same way)

Anyway, wanna the real deal- here's the photo straight from London

Why must the royal family and the paps make a mountain out of a molehill?

Look at Pippa & her companion-smiling and laughing at their lil prank on the media.

They sure got us good. Good prank! But I guess the royal family won't see it that way....