Thursday, June 16, 2011

Beauty Pageants

Who cares if it's Miss USA 60th anniversary?!

They only look what's on the outside, not what's on the inside. Sure they have Q&A at the end, but they're just a buncha airheads that they can't even give a deep, thought-provoking answer.
Some of the ladies in the beauty pageants start strutting their stuff when they are toddlers. (Haven't you seen TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras-Look at the babies on their official site) If you must blame someone, you should blame the parents for putting them in front of the spotlight at such a yong age. The babies don't know what their getting into. Parents should let their kids be kids; they're way too young to be in beauty pageants. Remember what happened to JonBenet Ramsey?!


Hef's Wedding Canceled!

What a loss!
What a terrible, horrible loss!
Oh well, I'll bet a lot of those Playboy Playmates are after his money anyways-goldiggers a bunch of 'em!
Hef's wedding to Crystal Harris has been canceled. She wants a bigger weekly allowance and a career in the music industry. She released a song, Club Queen, on iTunes. Well, I guess she wants more freedom, which is understandable.In next July edition of Playboy that's comin' to the newsstands near ya, a sticker over his former bride 'Runaway Bride In This Issue.' You win some, you lose some.
Now ladies, he's available, he's on the market again. He's officially, a single man again.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think it's finally time to gossip about Arnold  'the extramarital affair' jerk Shwarzenegger what with the other woman and his love child being revealed.


Mildred Patricia Baena & son Joseph
 
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Arnold Schwarzenegger


Compared his supposed love child, do you see any resemblances?  His supposed mistress is beautiful in her own way, but nothing compared to Maria Shriver, his soon-to-be ex-wife.

I don't think Mildred Baena had an affair with Arnold Schwarzegger at all; it just another ploy to drum up publicity. He may be a playboy, but no way, no how could he have fathered another child with another woman! He does have some pride. Give the man some credit. Give him some slack, paps!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

S.E. Hinton

S.E. Hinton's novels are so 70s! Her characters are all so tuff. Made me wanna be like 'em. Or better yet, make me wanna write characters like 'em! When I was lil, after reading Outsiders, which I read/watch about 10x (I much prefer the book to the movie, but those up-and-coming actors in that movie are today's stars, unbeknownst to us all) I just recently found out that she wrote Outsiders when she was just 16! Yes, S.E. Hinton is a girl! But I digress... I wanted to act all tuff and stuff like the gangs portrayed in her novels. Now, I wanna write about gangs. Sure, I tried my hand at writing tough girl gangs, but to no avail.I tried this time around but still I haven't succeed cos I guess I don't have a tough bone in my body. Why are all Hinton's characters boys-I mean, she being a girl she should at least have some tough chicks-well, the girlfriends of the main characters doesn't count; they're just supporting characters. I'm talking about main characters, man!
Tex was kinda mushy, no fighting,  just a coupla of kids just struggling to make ends  meet w/o a parent around. .When their dad did showed up, he wasn't a great parent to Tex (turns out their father is not Tex's but his older brother, Mason, which means they're half-brothers. But Tex is in love (or maybe just crushing on?) his best friend's sister (his only sister) They live in the country and go  in the city now and then.
Anyway, all of Hinton's novels were made into movies. Because her novels show how tough life can be even if you least expects it to be. You gotta roll with the punches.